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FOODS TRYING TO POISON ME:
(Yep, that's high fructose corn syrup,
"natural flavors," citric acid, vinegar,
dextrose and hundreds of other names)
(This makes me really, really sad)
(Bye, bye guacamole)
and a bunch of other things, but
the full list won't fit on this page. Sigh.
Dining out with me can be an adventure. A server once referred to
me as, "this bitch" (GASP!), but, I've learned to adapt. Lucky for me, I've been able to turn my previous non-existent kitchen skills into something worthy of a 5-star restaurant.