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FOOD I'M ALLERGIC TO...
(Yep, that's high fructose corn syrup,
"natural flavors," citric acid, vinegar,
dextrose and hundreds of other names)
(This makes me really, really sad)
(Bye, bye guacamole)
and a bunch of other things, but
the full list won't fit on this page. Sigh.
So, yeah, I'm a joy to eat out with
(which I rarely do). Some servers
might even call me "this bitch," but
man it's difficult when your body
treats most food as poison.